I'm not going to blow you while you look at fish on the internet.
i'm in his phone as sushi coochie
watching E! true Hollywood story: curse of the lottery.. i'd probably spend all my money on blow and airplanes too..
As of tonight I have officially had sex during every Disney movie.
im pretty sure thats the first step to being a pedafile
I know you're trying to keep the moaning to a minimum but the banging on the wall is totally giving you away
Well the pizza delivery man was either startled or incredibly intrigued to see me skateboarding in the living room by myself at 1 in the morning in ripped pantyhose
I just went to pick up my pigeon from your house. You should be getting a picture soon
i had a tequila and emotion induced one night stand with a random stranger. senior year: infinity me: 0.
This was like angel cum on the bread of life filled with the nectar of the gods
Dude just bought the table 3 bottles of champaign and broke one on the floor as his "signature" and he makes me want this recession hit harder
Excuse me while I gouge out my eyes.
In which case my work here is done.
It's like if you wanna bond just do a ropes course or have group sex you don't have to be weird about it
Just for the record, I did not have sex in your bed. Happy 4th of July.
There's nothing like when u really click with a stripper
She's like a squirrel. She spazzes out all the time.
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