One girl and one boy is just not enough.
On a scale from 0 to 24...wait, 3 to 24, where 6 is the lowest and 12 is the highest, how freaking high re you right now?
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
I know I said that I'd stop dating 20 year olds... but at least this one's not my student...
I feel like I've been hit by a truck, flew up and landed on a fence post that went straight through my vagina. No more vodka and sex for a while.
Yea, she's 42 I'm 23. Girls our age are terrible. All they need is a divorce and a bottle of wine
Hahahaha who is sleeping in the garage on our beer pong table?
This is my gift to your gina
Well don't pass out under a Swedish flag and people won't make assumptions
See, this is why we give you shit. Ashley gets her car cleaned out, I get multiple enchiladas made, and you get cum in your eye.
I don't care if his family has ties to the mafia, you go over there, ride his dick until it breaks off, put his dick back on, and keep on riding. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Thanks for the support, sis.
I thought my holiday spirit was gone this year until I got banged to Christmas music. It's back.
I am 5' 11" of pure, uncut Fuck Off right now.
Ahh yes. I lost my pants and swimming suit and phone charger. And I've found out who has them all even while hungover. Successful day. Nice party too.
He paid for a 5 star hotel suite and I raided the mini bar after he left. I think that’s bad karma. Want some pringles?
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