ok i'm going to motor boat your sister now. ttyl
If u were an xman, what would ur power be? I would shoot lasers from my boobs.
This girl would not stay down. It was like night of the living dead. She kept on rising up to haunt anything with a penis
I found out why they kept calling her "CD". It was short for "Crab Dip". You're fucked.
we aren't going to have kids. there's a 50% chance that they would look like him. not worth the risk
if you are still a virgin by winter break we are throwing an aztec themed sacrifice the virgin party
we found him. outside on the balcony, sitting on a bucket, with his pants off, swearing he was'nt taking a dump
Can we make a sex game out of monopoly somehow?
Lets have the type of night where its 5am and one of us has definitely punched someone who has been on a Disney Channel show.
We got hammered last night and I woke up this morning with texts from 'iron maiden chick.' wtf?
Cant really say how it happened but i woke up in the middle of the night and somehow pissed all over connors dad
Literally every boy I've dated is now in a somewhat successful band. My vagina has obviously been blessed by the rock gods.
It just smells like spaghetti and despair.
"We hooked up and in the morning he emailed me his mix tape"
Idk... he wears anklets.. i dont think i can get past that.
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