no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
home. puking in laundry basket.
Fyi mom and I voted and you're the DD tonight, congratulations
yeah so our basement was flooded 4 feet. we just smoke and drank and then went swimming. gotta make the best out of it
even the AIR tastes like tequila.
They made out. Sounded like hippos drinking water
The ultimate Father's Day bonding experience: Both getting bailed out of jail by mom for mooning some shithead cop.
Yeah everyone's alive and well besides the still terrifying threat of Ted's conception of a human being
Wait. Did you let me snort wine last night cause I wanted to smell jesus's blood?
Yes. I have pictures. Your soul is mine.
Do you remember trying to make pizzas with the domino workers last night...while trying to speak their language with them.. spanish?
They are the perfect team. One always has weed, the other always has cigarettes. They're like the Batman and Robin of drugs
I guess my vagina missed him because it called and left a 5 min. message. Color me impressed
I'm about to be a GTA V widow, he could at least throw me a bone. Literally.
I had to get my boss birth control a work today. I knew going to ASU would come in handy in my career someday.
I'm glad we can *facepalm* it together over the married couple we fucked separately.
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