Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
I feel great
I just peed on a car
How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
so then they started chanting "LET'S GET A LITTLE BIT SCHWASTED. S-H-W-...WASTED!" theres nothing like partying with former high school cheerleaders
Too bad my thesis topic isn't "defining a hot mess: a study in drinking, smoking and other bad life decisions."
Ya know, in a round about way coinstar is just a glorified vending machine for all my bad choices.
I knew shit got real when the pinapple was gone and people were just passing around the core and gnawing on it.
Looking for the remote in the couch. Finding Adderall beads. Considering utilizing.
I think I actually have rug burn on my eye.
he told me to hold it and try to write my name in the snow and it seemed like a bonding moment because neither one of us had ever done that before. i didn't anticipate it vibrating and weirding me out therefore making me let go and get my hand peed on.
Just saw a rice crispy commercial and got emotional. I need to go home.
Oh my god. We just got locked out of our cabin and went to the neighbor's to see if they had a key and caught the neighbor jerking it. My night > your night
We need to feng shui this bitch.
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