how can u be prego again
it was one of those movies netflix should have sent weed with
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
I'm just saying, margarita tuesday would turn anyone gay.
She keeps telling me I can't keep feeding the dog my food. I gave half the weed brownie to the dog and half to me. I just want it to taste the greatness of cheezits like I am.
He was so good, that I'm pretty sure he fucked his religion into me. P.S. I'm Jewish now.
If we accept the love we think we deserve do we also accept the sex we think we deserve?
So I just went to 3 different stores because there is no way I can walk out of one store with this many reeses and still have my pride.
I agree though, his intact virginity is truly the tragedy of the century.
I'm sitting on your porch drinking wine from the bottle. Just so your new neighbors know what kind of people are in the neighborhood
Don't be hating on my everclear. Never taken a smoother journey into intoxication.
Why do I have a separate credit card just for booze? Because I saved enough points so Saturday we are flying to Denver to smoke legal weed and fly back in the same day.
WHY are you masturbating to hockey fights?
How are you and the lady friend?
Well, she's a lunatic, and I love sex, so we're good.
so this hot guy who looks like brad pitt circa troy era in my physics lab is staring at me right now and it's taking all the willpower I have not to procreate with him right now.
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