Let's just say there is a bloody hand print above my bed and it's not mine. Literally.
He tugged on my tampon string and said 'there's a snake in my boot'. Needless to say he called me Woody and quoted Toy Story the rest of the night.
i have to go see a new gyno today. he's a male. i just took 3 shots of tequila. its almost like freshman year... drink alcohol, meet a strange man, let him play with my vagina.
We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation?
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he threw up in a solo cup, then washed it out and used it to play flip cup. Im not sure if thats resourceful or disgusting.
Do you know why I have a burn shaped like a tiny spork?
You're only allowed to hookup with one freshman a semester. MAKE IT COUNT.
I feel like our relationship should have moved on from you constantly asking if I'm gay
I had sex on the roof of the dorm last night ... I feel like a combination of spiderman and van wilder
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I need an office. I have big plans. I'm learning spanish this month.
My only contacts are booty calls or the club hockey team.
The best part about theater chicks is nothing is too cliche or out of line. I just fucked her Braveheart style in my entry way while saying goodbye.
The beauty of getting kicked out of college again is I can fuck my professor's brains out and she can't get fired now
I must stop trying to make out with my friends when I'm hammered.
I saw his new girlfriend. She was flashing people, short and kinda chubby. I was happy with my life after that.
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