dude, wtf is with her now? she has stuff up about how i am kicking her while she's down
wtf? who are you bitching about me to now?
you know whats awesome about this morning. A suprise visit from my dad at 7:30 am. There was a pair of heels on the lawn and a girl sleeping in just her underwear on the floor of my living room. He either thinks im a champion or a total fuck up. I'm thinking fuck up but im hoping champion.
I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
It's 3 am and my parents just came up the driveway in a limo. They didn't leave in a limo. I'm scared to even ask.
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I mean I knew we were putting on quite a show but I didnt realize HOW good until I woke up and 4 people were passed out with their ears to the bedroom door.
threw up on my 7.30 AM placement test. Never again
Florida has a way of just fucking with a person's soul and jizzing all over their hopes and dreams. Like existential bukkake.
This guy smells like mr Rogers puppets and I don't know how to deal with it
Happy birthday, you long dick monster
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Abort mission; I repeat: Abort mission.I found an attractive one.
I feel like they've probably fucked. Like.. you don't just bring a bitch a Big Mac if you haven't fucked her.
It's official. I'm gonna fuck hot art class guy. But this won't be like hot Samsung guy. I'm gonna make sure I follow through this time.
I was thinking about the biological process causing me to puke while I was puking. THAT'S how much I'd been studying.
Aka I'm headed to the liquor store because I don't know how to handle my emotions.
he rolled over in the morning and told me happy valentines day. i don't even know his first name.
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