remember when you found twisted pleasure condoms in my parents bathroom? theyre gone.
and that's when the elephants and penises started dancing on the ceiling
Even Lady Gaga hates Purdue
If I had a clone, I'd fuck it with a condom
Besides, I'm not in my 30's. I'm still allowed to drink wine from a bag.
Her parties are sponsored by Valtrex. This might not be your best idea.
so i may have indirectly taught my 13 year old campers how to give blowjobs.
After the nose/jizz incident i think our relationship can handle anything.
nope. It turned out i wasnt the drunkest person asleep in tacobell parking lot.
He told me I was the only person he wanted to fuck in his rental mini van. Thats so romantic for a fuck buddy relationship.
Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
In other news I may have fractured my masturbating arm
At least it wasn't your drinking arm
Have you ever come so hard that right after you have the urge to yell "make me a sandwich!"? ...I think my ovaries turned into testicles.
After we'd both come, we started writing a book about dragons. Woke up this morning to a full English breakfast. Can't thank you enough for introducing us
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
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