As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
I know its been a few months but you must know you hve the 2nd biggest dick I've ever seen. 1st place went to a rapper so don't feel bad.
All I can think about is getting a lawsuit and chocolate
Bring your friend that fell asleep in the bathroom for my friend.
I woke up at 3am, my head in a toilet, still at the kegger, wearing a random cowboy hat.
I stuck my fake eyelashes to his balls after he passed out.
I mentioned your name at this party and some girl started crying.
As a plus, I've lost 5 pounds in two days, so "party all weekend" is officially a valid diet plan.
How hard is it to grasp the concept of 'I lost an impromptu saber bout and so I have to make a macaroni map of Soviet Russi, including Kazicstan'!?
The cops spotted my on my walk of shame down the boardwalk and gave me a ride home. I'm starting to make a name for myself here.
How did you interpret 'wheat thins' from 'vaginal trauma'?
I think everyone at the office can tell I'm dehydrated
you mean still drunk
I've heard it both ways
I just told my mormon professor that I was late because I was getting a STD test... good start to the day.
She thinks I cheated on her 10 years ago in a past life lmao
Newest quarantine problem - I’ve watched all of the porn. Like everything on the the internet, all the DVDs, mags, VR, leisure suit Larry all of it and I’m still horny af
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