I love black thongs
I just foul balled at work. I had taken off my coat too… had to go to the sink wash my hands then go back to the stall and pick up my coat. I hope the guy shitting in the stall next to me didn’t figure out what happened.
He asked me If i had cheated on my boyfriend when I said no he said it's like he doesnt know me anymore
Mom just Facebook checked into an Applebees at 2am. Caption: ''WITH THE BESTIEZ.''
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Don't blame me for eating all the ham.. I gave it out to people, so at most I'm guilty of ham distribution
knew it was a bad idea. the look she gave me when i left her roommates bedroom in the morning really illustrated that.
Don't use the things I tell you while drunk after the bruins won the cup against me
We had sex in the tent after his 6th beer and while we were at it we had conversations with the people outside the tent.
The couple that wants to take me home just paid the bartender $100 to pour tequila down my throat. I think I'm in some type of twilight zone where stds run rampant and the alcohol floweth
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the paramedics asked what clubs id be in next weekend so they can plan ahead.
I'm about to fuck a girl in an old school Tony Kukoc Bulls jersey. About to earn my third championship ring in sex
And I just got smacked in the face by my cat. Apparently I'm supposed to be awake now.
Leave it to me to pull up my boyfriend’s grandfather’s obituary just to find out the name of his sister.
You just missed an honest to god bukkake
You told his date she had the tits to be a stripper and the personality to be the pole. Of course he's pissed off.
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