Manager just farted into the intercom. Whole place heard it. A number of people stopped everything and looked at him. Best. Night. Ever.
Pretty sure my dad just walked in on me jerking off watching guys on webcam. Remember how I used to say "most awkward day of my life?" I'm retiring that phrase.
sitting next to michael phelps in the airport. wonder if he's carrying...
so just saw tiger woods pull a page out of his wifes book and hit some kid in the head with a golf club
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i don't care if its just a preseason game, my pick up a guy and suck him off in the bathroom skills are in midseason form
The money is just too good to quit doing it. I'm using the same justification strippers use.
I just walked in on my sixteen year old sister soaking her tampon in vodka. I go to Berkeley. And they think she's the good daughter.
Dude. Steinbecking. It's when you double-fist coffee and alcohol to help you meet a writing deadline.
Today in French class my teacher was singing "what does the fox say" so i started answering in similar satanic ritual noises
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Maybe. I want to have sex at the fire station, most likely on one of the trucks. I wonder if I can finagle that before I tire of the spelling and grammatical errors in his texts.
Went home with a male stripper who looked like Justin Timberlake.. I started singing cry me a river mid sex. When he sang along I fell in love
I gave him blue balls & ate the last slice of pie so the chances of a second date are slim...
He met a girl at a stop light and managed to give her his number while driving down the highway.
I remember that. We went to taco bell looking for pizza.
Woke up with a glow stick in my boobs this morning. Must've dominated Sunday.
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