butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
umm..so Dad's wearing a thong, I don't know what to do
put a dollar in it?
i was just singing like a virgin out loud my mom told me to stop kidding myself
my mom just told me its unladylike to have toothpaste stains on my clothes all the time.. if she only knew.
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Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
Looking at an apartment in Houston. It's right beside my favorite bar and the zoo. Best or worst decision?
I'm in a waiting room at the hospital - and there's a dude here who is WAY too proud of his urine sample.
Are you setting a date to bone me?
Are you accepting?
Two really nice girls helped clean the taco out of my hair.
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THAT'S NOT NICE
NEITHER WAS PROMISING NOT TO TAKE MY SISTER'S VIRGINITY, THEN PROMPTLY DOING SO
Dude get over here. Steven brought super soakers filled with colored vodka.
Fuck. I did it again. I plugged in my toaster and walked away thinking it needed to preheat. I am dumb.
idk what the male equivelent of vajazzling is but it better be worth the time
WHY ARE THE COPS ALWAYS AT DENNYS WHEN IMDRUNK!?
You were like a drunk and unconscious tickle me elmo.
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