fighting downstairs. join me tonight to hear their makeup sex. also, let's make skittles vodka.
I need to buy a mesh tank top to fit in in Florida. Where do they even sell that shit?
No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
You need to get here now. A drunk girl just stumbled into our apartment. shes laying on the floor by our door.
i just got a clause named after me in the 'alcohol and drug use' section of the handbook. this is certainly a warning sign.
well considering we left the bathroom with the mirror off the wall, a bloody nose, and clothes all messed up they assume im just a coke whore now..
Bathrooms are cool, I think Im just gonna hang out here for a bit.
Don't blame me for eating all the ham.. I gave it out to people, so at most I'm guilty of ham distribution
Grilled cheese and whiskey for lunch is why i should NEVER be a housewife.
I actually cannot wait for your visit. I miss people who make me look like the virgin mary in comparison.
Just got to her place. Her parents are here and are high as a kite.
Her father just game me a high 5 as they left the room. Her mom leaned in and said "this is a rebound thing"
I'm more worried that you thought licking a pole on Bourbon street would turn me on
Never do acid then ask for a blow job while watching 28 Days Later. Heed my advice.
i don't know what happened one minute im stumbling home drunk and the next im drinking pabst and smoking with a french guy ive never met named hugo.
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