Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
Lets go to the mall and pick up some fat chicks and take them out tonight so we can be the skinny friends
i think the bruises are from the grocery store. on separate occasions. i've been spending a lot of time drunk at the market lately.
i have a vague recollection of being in the parking deck around 4 this morning, and on monday morning i was naked on the roof.
that would mean it's on tape
St Patricks Day is not the day you decide to have a sober epiphany.
My Internet history has 23 searches for 24 hour cake. Self respect plummeting.
I am trying to take a picture of a man in a wheelchair trying to ship a michael jackson portrait
I danced with this guy last night, I left like I was humped by a blind baby kangaroo trying to body-box.
'TWAS BUT A GLORIOUS SIGHT. BITCHES.
Who knew wearing a toga outside would provide for and infinite amount of dick to choose fron
Oh it's tea and biscuits for everyone. An possibly pink eye
You partied and then got cock slapped, Don't tell me you didn't have fun
I mean metaphorically speaking, maybe we've all fucked on top of a frat house at some point in our lives
You don't know being judged until its 7:30 in the morning and you're on 2 hours of sleep halfway between drunk and hungover wearing pajama pants at an international airport while saying how proud you are that you found the airport's bar immediately and how disappointed you are that it's closed
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
We had a company shotgunning beers contest in the parking lot today, and I won. God bless America!
Randomize
