your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
the guy I was hooking up with asked me if he could wear a guerilla suit during sex.
I feel odd... a had sex with a chick and she keept her socks on...
i hate that you can chart my weight gain through my facebook pictures.
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im a genious. moved my bed and mirror so i can watch the game while Fucking
I officially lit my glove on fire while lighting the bong. Winter needs to end.
I almost caused an explosion; It's okay though. because everyone would have died having a good time.
Count me out. I seem to have semen induced blindness in one eye.
I think she's going to be dangerous to drink with, but I'm ready for the adventure.
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I don't care if he got kidnapped by a cult one time he is a dick
my grandma just gave me a shoebox fulled to the top with tootsie rolls and condoms with a not that said "enjoy college, find a big cock" i'm not sure how I feel about this
I don'y know if I should feel accomplished or disgusted. I just ate a dozen cookies all to myself. I'm leaning more towards accomplished.
He wrote his entire dissertation last night. I can only imagine the frightening amount of headway he would make if he ever did things sober.
I remember that. We went to taco bell looking for pizza.
True life: I inadvertently fucked a whole friend group. More details to come tonight.
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