Whiskey dick.
Yea dude! Love it. Hate it. Have it.
Everyday of my life.
Im starting to realize why people dont masturbate while driving
she carries around a jar of peanut butter. "just in case".
And it just wouldn't be a Thursday night without me having to cuss out a foreigner. The streak continues.
like a dude with a badge in a golf cart is gunna do shit. Unless he has a tazer. Then it's fair game.
Please just tell me how ugly she was so I can bask in the diminishingly small reassurance that might give me
Did you guys have sex yet? And don't worry, I broke the ice already by sending this to both of you. So you can just jump right into it. You're welcome.
he called us the olsen twins. we also rapped ignition much to his dismay.
We were simultaneously boning chicks 3 feet away from each other. Do you realize how much that upped our 15 year friendship?
Would it be weird to jack off in the hospital?
I'm not sure. But a mason jar of drug free urine just as soon as anyone can would be so awesome.
The struggle bus has heated seats and stops at Dunkin on Friday mornings so I'll be okay.
Yiu ever laugh so hard you stop breathing? Turns out weed -can- kill you.
Giiirrrllll. Back to back snaps of dicks. Two different guys sent me their dick at the same time. This is totally what our founding fathers meant with life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness.
sorry for any reference made toward your boobs or making you feel pregnant or incapable of peeing. make it a wonderful day.
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