i hope your v-card owns a pair of floaties
that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
Ill do this for you.
You are a team player.
This is me making up for not putting my tongue inside you more.
but she was nice to me.
She was a fuckin STRIPPER.
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hey i know this is weird but does alcohol affect pregnancy tests?
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
She said her tits were too big, and he slapped her. He said that Jesus didn't appreciate bitches that fish for compliments
Just sucked my third dick in the past twelve hours. I must want AIDS.
Bitch looked at my dick and said "I thought they called you horsecock, I'm already disappointed"
I told you that line would get her home never said it was a good idea
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Ita all starting to make sense i need vodka like i need air
My way of showing team usa support, bronze: handy silver: bj gold: home run. God, I'm patriotic
I will be single by the day my lease is up (234 days). Plan accordingly.
My roommate definitely just walked in on me playing the piano naked.
By piano you mean.....
Like literally a piano.
Ohhhh that's kind of embarrassing.
I found your birth control, it was in your Crown Royal bag.
I can't be held responsible for what I do for you after a blowjob like that.
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