she just put all the cheese in the refrig to sleep.. and yes we did finish you bottle.
Just watched 1 guy 1 jar with my mom. Awkwardville...
Spaghetti and Car Bombs, good idea or what will end up on the bar in a few minutes?
we screwed to my bar mtzvah tape, I became a man while watching myself becom a man
he was terrible at kissing, so i just kept letting him motorboat me. he seemed very pleased with my choice
He was eating her out on the elevator. What a good man.
Haha o man how much you've grown. From beer bonging wine and wearing cargo shorts to well, beer bonging beer and wearing cargo shorts
My therapist is concerned about your alcoholism.
Well going home with a Ralph Lauren model helped me get over him real fuckin' quick. Would recommend it for all women going through breakups
the last thing i remember was the norwegian kid tacking a bag of wine to the ceiling, then boom! shower drain.
You sent 2 glasses of water to the table next us and told to the waitress they were on you. I repeat: water
Hired a new intern today and we have something in common. I blew her boyfriend in high school. Do you think she knows?
For future reference, don't put tape on your nipples. Ouch.
Quick question—how good are you at digging holes? I mean, besides the one you've dug for yourself. asking for a friend
I should buy myself lingerie for Valentine’s Day instead of a present for you because I am the present
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