They let you pick the name that they announce for you at graduation. The professional world needs to prepare itself for papa smurf mcdonald.
even the AIR tastes like tequila.
when you agree to fuck a guy it does by NO means make it okay for his roommate to hide in the closet with doritos and watch
the wall and i were having dominance issues.
Never visiting again. You guys drink like immortals
I'd love to sympathize with you but I'm drunk in a mansion
I'm not saying I'm drunk, but I'm definitely saying my liver has its work cut out for it.
I am an advanced cybernetic robot sent back in time to 2013 to fuck my wife senseless for hours on end. Have you seen this wife?
Eddy, if you don't want to roll play then say so. This is just obnoxious
I just used crown royal bags as pot holders...
what's your room number? I've never been there sober...
he just sent me a dick pic, it highly resembled a cheese stick
I'm gonna give the church their tithe, and the rest is a down payment on boobs.
They say find what you're good at... Evidently that's showing up late for everything, drinking, and eating cheese for me.
I know where his drugs are but not my pants
Should I be worried if two ants just crawled out of my purse?
Yes!
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