Holy shit! This guy had his hands and feet handcuffed and was scooting across the interstate and we almost hit him because it was so dark. I hate Louisiana.
Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
I'm going to let the use of the word "hella" slide considering I have sperm older than you.
Pro tip: Don't start playing Bejeweled on Facebook while waiting for your Adderall to kick in. Unless you have the next 9 hours free.
we have to get out to the bar earlier. all of the guys are already committed to the girls they're going home with.
You told them to let you give him stitches claiming you were a certified nurse because you've taken plant biology classes
His IQ level must rival that of a comatosed aardvark.
hey fuckhead. when i said not to grow shrooms in our apartment, that didn't mean "yea, sure. grow shrooms in our apartment"
Yeah, this is not that. This is a father and son bonding moment involving my all of my orifices.
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
You know shit got weird when you watched another guy shove drugs up your wife's ass and it wasn't awkward for any of us....
He was standing in the living room wearing a Donald Trump wig and looking very disappointed
The only thing he told me before he passed out was that he is from Buffalo and I'm a bitch.
Nothin ruins a fine afternoon like shitting ur pants
I don't know what to say to you.
I don't know what I said to you. Start with that.
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