At a place where you lie naked on a big pile of pillows and they feed you lobster. You eat it with your bare hands.
I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
i can totally see doctors naming an STD after you
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the people of mcdonalds are all starring at me & this dude like they know we just slept together
So, halfway through sex he stops and starts crying. He said he's worried god hates him for all his bad decisions...think he meant to imply I was one of them...
My roommate says its rare that you can be tear gassed before you lose your virginity so i feel accomplished in life
THC water in my coffee on the way to work. How's your Tuesday?
That chick who made out with a door is here. Want her number??
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She took the fish and put it in the hot tub, then turned on the jets. She said she was training it for the Olympics.
What part of drinking with my mom makes you think i'd get naked
All of it
okcupid is pretty much insisting i hook up with this chick who looks like andy milonakis.
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
The beauty of getting kicked out of college again is I can fuck my professor's brains out and she can't get fired now
I think I broke my dick but 10/10 would definitely do it again.
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