Bigbird is at the bar Im at. whats her name
sex on the roof is not as easy as it sounds
Ok love is a little strong. But he consented to Nachos, beer and board game date with my cats. Keeper.
thank you for extending my knowledge of the effects of vodka. speak of what happened last night and i will kill you and send your fingers to your loved ones.
We're like a dynamic duo.
Bisexual and Proud, Lesbian and Loud.
I'm honestly considering asking her if I can eat her out, as a friend.
Great sex, the promise of us mixing our excellent genetics in the future, and access to drugs are mainly what's holding this relationship together at the moment
Says the girl who left her friends to go have phone sex in the bathroom at Michael's
Don't be the guy that has his dick out at work.
I thought since you asked to see my dick I might as well say hi
Is a coke binge Whole30 approved?
You made noises. And kept meowing. I have a twenty minute phone call to prove it.
I found my bra I wore on Friday night...he fucked the underwire out of it
hahahahaha
Last night I drank three beers and threw up in a tree house. I am ashamed.
He bent me in ways I couldn't imagine.. and im a gymnast.
Randomize
