Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
cynthia nixon should never get laid more than me
we convinced you the moon was a planet...again
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Saw a sign earlier "Domino's Lava Cakes $3.00" and I thought of you. This text brought to you by thing I don't need to know about your sex life.
the bartender cut you off himself after you started walking on tops of tables and hugging random people
Sometimes I love sober logical me. She makes rare appearances but when she does she shines.
it was fucking weird. cops showed up but they appreciated our 3 story bong. and then some girl tried to steal our cheese and butter
I feel like I shouldn't have to explain to you why giving your cat weed was a bad idea.
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I'm currently giving my drug dealer relationship advice. He's a nice guy and all but I'm really just hoping I get some free weed
Why can't you just come over, fuck me, then leave so i can get stoned and watch law and order?
A stripper set a mans ass on fire... the club smelled like burning ass and boxers.
I smell like Dick and happiness
I'm not saying i'm drunk
But i'm drunk.
I had to ask her to let go of my cock this morning so I could go home. She just kept saying "no, please, no..."
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