is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
when your english prof writes "this was a real good paper" on your essay, you know you're at the wrong college
I ishhh haha are u coming nack easyer?
the fact that I know you're asking me if I'm coming home for easter makes me believe I speak fluent vodka.
why do you have a stuffed bear wearing a thong and a seatbelt in your backseat??
Not till Sunday. I'm going to sleep in my car. And I know. This place is insane. Blood on the stAirs 5 dollar slices of pizza. A girl on our floor had a stroke.
I forgot to tell you thank you for putting me out when I was on fire. im sure I'll laught about this someday...
how was ur day?
this is strictly sexting don't make small talk.
I would have thought, as two of my best friends, you girls could have cought me as I fell out of the shower. There are so many bruises.
I have full custody of my vagina however you are granted visiting hours
Its ok. Im having a low day. About to mix cake mix with milk and drink it.
What is she getting? Last time we talked her behavior was conducive to getting a tramp stamp on her face.
Never go with a hippy to a second location. I fucking hate Xanax.
He also reminds me slightly of a pirate which i find strangely attractive
You kept calling yourself a spider monkey... Then ran to the bathroom to "prepare for the main event"
Well, if you do die, I'll bedazzle your coffin.
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