just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
I used a bag of wine as a pillow last night.
My parents came down to check and make sure I wasn't into any mischief then proceeded to give me alcohol.
I fukin lobve the states. Girls here let me fuck them because they like my accent. I may not go back
Afterwards she kept poking it and saying "it looks so sad and small" I dont know if I wanted to reach this state in our relationship...
He's slept with 25.5 people. Wtf is a half?
You could give me a blowjob later? :)
I meant do something romantic..
Blowjob In the moonlight?
I'm bleeding from my lower lip, and I have bruises around my neck. It was just easier to say I got mugged.
Well I was going to go home but vodka happened.
I wanted lighthearted conversation about ordering bulk condoms and anal lube but he's depressed and talking about god hating him, ugh
I feel like captain Morgan put his peg leg up my ass
We stopped mid-sex and both shotgunned a beer then got back to it. Is this what love feels like?
You squatted and peed on the living room floor while maintaining eye contact with Sebastian
Haha I wasn't coming anyway. I'm watching Snow White and don't want to put pants back on. Those are completely unrelated. Have a good night.
It was like a single vaginal boat in a sea of one eyed monsters
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