is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
I just want you to know IcyHot in the ear is weird. Don't ask.
maddie and i have invented a community puke bowl. explanation later
I just found a receipt from ace where I bought 1 lrg plastic funnel, 2ft of 1" plastic tubing, and a 48" toboggan sled. Thank you cashier #552 for letting that poor life decision happen.
She bit a glass in half.
Just orgasmed in traffic. Starting to have feelings for my commute.
Around noon tomorrow come looking for me. I'll be on Mill wearing whatever clothes I haven't lost yet. DO NOT REPLY. DO NOT ASK QUESTIONS. JUST DO IT.
I finally fell asleep and like an hour later he wakes me up and says "I've always to be woken up w a blowjob." Um, that's not how it works asshole.
I just remember looking over and seeing you on top of him and us high fiving. That's when I knew we'd be perfect roommates
All I am going to say is this: I woke up with lots of bruises on my knees from running around on all fours being a 'dinosaur'. Either girls night in went terribly wrong or terribly right.
I immediately woke up from my nap, made myself a screwdriver and got in the shower. I know it's spring break but I'm still questioning my life choices.
I offer naked tickle fights and orgasms and you call it trouble. I call that Christmas.
Also, I had mind-blowing sex on a pool table
I don't know why this person would ask for help. It sounds pretty OK to me. Also, I'd steal those bagpipes.
Some sorority went “Dick or Treating” at a frat house and now the Halloween parties are canceled
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