I wish i was in the wii world.
So i think we're being coned into a threesome with the promise of pokemon
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
its not a holiday until ive ruined the family picture because im drunk
Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.
adding to the list of how to lure in freshman boys: take dogs for a walk, yell at them from across the street, sit on the curb at 3 in the morning sobbing
No she probably looked into my aura and saw that my penis would ruin her.
Can I get that on a shirt
I just licked a piece of cheese off my phone screen if that makes you feel any better
quickly learned not to sleep with your roommate and work colleague in the same week
On a scale of 1-10, how inappropriate is it to sneak into someone's box of sex toys and put googly eyes on their vibrator?
I have 35 pounds of pennies. Need any?
Make sure you wash your hands. That seagull you threw was very sick.
we just got sex advice from a midget. You better fucking get here.
This is what I get for listening to Christians.
Sextember may be over, but Cocktober is just beginning!!!
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