Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
A hot woman with candy. This is what heaven is filled with
My life has hit rock bottom, I'm watching a movie on lifetime about retarded people falling in love. And I'm jealous of their relationship.
I awoke in a cab to find myself on a ride to niagara falls. Apparently I paid the cab driver half up front.
when i got home i made myself toast with butter & put pasta on it. I know this cause it's all over my bed.
When I was with you my penis felt like a fat woman crammed into a pair of lulu lemons
I wish you would stop telling everyone that your cock turned me into a Bears fan.
I just wanted to share with you that my life has come to naked arts and crafts, to fix my flask, with a rum and coke in my hand... Good luck on your exam
Just drove past the dude that came in your sock
They let me close the tennis center alone. It's a 6-minute drive from 2 of my booty calls. Scratch tennis court bj off the bucket list.
Last night I went to spank her while she was riding me and sack-tapped myself.
this is definitely the first time I've ever had an orgasm and then had potatoes smeared on me within the same hour
Dentist appt at 2pm get milk poured on my tits by 2am
A marvelous 12 hours
Just got up.... With the club stamp on my ass.... How did it got there????
What has my life become? I'be officially recruited my fuck buddy for help getting my ex back.
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