You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
when does it stop being whiskey dick and start just being me bad in bed?
omg. if hes just gonna get mad everytime i have sex with one of his "friends" then it was never gonna work out
The prescription for my birth control just blew away in the wind on my way back from the health center. It's like god wants me to get pregnant
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
why does my status of facebook already read REHAB 2011
I've got to stop making out with the guys and sharing drinks with you. I'm the reason we all get sick at the same time. Sorry.
I guess I'm in a committed relationship. We just had shot 1 of 3 of Gardasil. I'm now dead inside.
YOU TOLD ME THAT YOU CAUGHT A TAXI HOME. SARAH SAID THE POLICE DROPPED YOU OFF.
I hate when you actually try to sing and people think you're joking so you just go with it, but on the inside you're crying.
Girl Logs Into Twitter Only To Find Out Her Dad Is Trending For The Most Outrageous Reason
wellllllll.... I literally just puked in my mouth so perhaps this is not the epic love connection I believed it to be 3 minutes ago.
I mean technically the bite was both in my nose and on the outside of it. I thought I was going to need stitches or something.
Why was his mouth around your nose anyways?
It was just one of those nights, man.
I'm going to avoid eye contact because my old high school English teacher is not who I feel like seeing after I just had a dick in my mouth
I got unbelievably drunk yesterday, need some time off. Apparently pulling your balls out to make your buddy's girlfriend miss beerpong shots is frowned upon.
Basically I think I'm replacing men/sex with theme parks.
Do you remember me asking for jerk off videos from Tinder guy?
Nah I don't remember that being part of the criteria