i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
i hit her car. ill just send her a farmville gift in the morning. then it'll be alright.
Hey. Hey you. Just wanted to let you know that I'm adorable. FUCKING ADORABLE. That is all. This update brought to you by our proud sponsor bud light.
Finished watching the entire first season of mighty morphing power rangers. Now I have nothing. Not even a life.
Brilliant thought; pill pong.
What could go wrong?
Alive.
So much puke
We got the DJ into it too! "If there are any dudes into other dudes out there, my man mark is looking to get pounded. Buy him a drink stat!"
Just at the gym drinking. We call it treadmillcolada
That's right. I did.
You are the saddest 25 year old gay man I've ever had the displeasure of knowing.
I just had sex on my divorce papers. I've never felt so poetic.
I just had a 10 minute staring contest with my dog. Can you come over?
If I ever drink whiskey again make sure I don't eat the plastic cups that I'm drinking them from.
We decided it was a good idea to go streaking through the campus. Everything was fine until the sprinklers turned on and we realized the keys were in his pocket.
Happiness is laying in bed, topless, pouring 4 packs of hot sauce on your taco bell.
Omg worst high ever. I'm watching Parks and Rec, and all i can think about is how andy, leslie, and tom are my closest friends. Forever alone.
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