yeah bitch needs to recognize there's only one person with this face
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
boyfriend # 1 is in the bathroom and boyfriend # 2 is ringing the doorbell need back up this is not a drill i repeat this is not a drill
Do I buy ice cream sandwiches or a 40? these are the difficult life decisions I am faced with.
I'm paying a homeless guy $20 to follow me around bars tonight with a boombox playing the theme to Rocky.
Its your turn to fuck our RA next time she threatens us with an underage.
I had my first sober conversation with his roommate. I remembered half way through that the first time we met I was getting fucked on his counter
You've had your dick in my mouth. I don't think there are all that many barriers in our friendship at this point.
I could study for finals and ace all my tests but wheres the fun in that? id rather black out and hope for the best
I can already see the regret in her eyes. Amazing night. This city rules.
Sex on the scooter in the parking lot wasn't the smartest idea. Actual quote from the cop as he handed me the ticket and fist bumped me.
who are you talking about my vagina to?!
I've slapped too many boys and done too many naked laps for it only to be 10:30pm
We watched ESPN, hooked up, got waffles. You know, a typical weekend.
you blew the guy with all the harry potter paraphanelia didn't you
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