It's pretty bad when the convenient store clerk can tell you that you're earlier than usual for visiting the store.
I cant believe I just managed to do a drug deal across the country for you...
Just walked by a group of guys calling out walks of shame with a mega phone from their front porch.
2 classes, 3 finals, and $30 worth of adderall until this semester is over.
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he went to have surgery in the morning and apparently they found lip gloss on his dick
RIGHT?!?! I'M ACTUALLY UPSET I DON'T GET TO MAKE THE 2.3 MILE TREK TO SUCK HIS COCK, yes I google earthed it.
I pulled my bra out of my dress and handed it to my mom..at cocktail hour during the wedding.
i want to be friends with one of those mini shredded wheat men.
Because I know nothing is hotter than ocean themed dick pics on SnapChat...
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We were ushered out of Medieval Times by a squire for making out in the torture chamber. Children were present.
No like I actually peed on the treadmill. As it was running
"They let me see the x-ray. My nose is broken. I saw it. It was cool. Well, I guess it would be cooler if it wasn't my nose."
Seeing someone hit Themselves in the balls with someone else's hand is amazing. I love being the sober one
He was so traumatized by the It's a small world ride but he immediately pulled out a flask from god-knows-where and got drunk before the ride was over. The ride operator didn't blame him.
she passed out standing next to the car. her head hit the door so hard the alarm went off. she instantly snapped out of it and started sprinting away
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