that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
my orientation roommate looks just like New York of Flavor Flav fame
why the FUCK would i wear makeup on my vagina!?
tried doing a cartwheel after 10 beers. Guess who has a dislocated shoulder.
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I screamed "I want dick!" in the middle of the intersection. So many hot guys. I wish you were here.
I'm to the point where I'm fantasizing about Iron Chefs going down on me.
Just saw the trailer for Spike Lee's version of Oldboy. They filmed a lot of it in A's building so like every scene features a place where I had or almost had sex. If oral counts then pretty much every scene.
forgot to tell you your neighbor walked out of her house this morning just as I was leaving shirtless
Their children would look like the Michelin man and smell like chef Boyardee
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Me my naked body. You bring the paints. I expect to be a panther by game time Sunday.
What do I get.
Panthers win you get to fuck the paint off me.
We got caught fucking on the couch while I was in my Godzilla onesie.
I can't believe I got dumped for a fat chick, but at least I got four and a half years worth of free shit. So we can call it even.
Just because you are home alone for the weekend doesn't mean you can act like a nudist.
I accept your opinion but respectfully disagree. Also, I'm sitting in your chair.
PLEASE AT LEAST MEOW SO I KNOW YOU AREN'T DEAD
I've faked every orgasm I've ever had, I think I can fake being sick for 8 hours.
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