is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
every time i drive by the road she lives on, i scream in the car "i'm sorry i'm sleeping with your boyfriend!" makes me feel less whore-y.
i friday night watching house. god, i need a life, friends, and a legitimate fake id.
Bleh. If he hadn't ascended into heaven and sat at the right hand of the father, Jesus would be rolling over in his grave right now.
We tried to play doctor all sexually then he was taking down my 'symptoms' I said I needed to puke he thought it was part of the game
On a side note, I now know what a $150 cab ride looks like
he told me he expects me to keep the fangs on when i go down on him. presumptuous, yes, but man after my own heart.
I just watched dragonflies fucking. You can't match that level of geek.
I almost lit my balls on fire tonight.
she just announce I'm david copper field and tried to shove a napkin down my throat
This girl is wasted dancing to The Final Countdown. She's grinding on a guy who came to the bar in a track jacket and a wife beater
So that advice that humming stops you from puking? Yeah no, just puked through my nose.
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
I was lying I actually don't, I hope a reindeer shitted in her bed
Seeing her tonight. She doesn't want dinner, just wants me to come over for awhile. My penis just sent me a thank you card.
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