I may or may not have melted a dent into the top of my minifridge with my hot glue gun, which I left on for the past couple hours unsupervised, while we were on our salvo/savers excursion. Welcome to Halloween in college.
I like to melt taper candles in my wine bottles the next day, it makes my drinking trophies more classy, and makes me look like less of an alcoholic.
if that dog is afraid of alcohol then he's no dog of mine
The tent wall coming unstaked in the wind and hitting me in the face really sobered me up
i shall enjoy my approximately 2 hours of being sober today
my roommate is sobbing and looking at photos of elephants. i'm so confused.
OH DEAR GOD. He looks like if u licked him he'd taste like bourbon, sex and sunshine.
I knew it would be an interesting night when he showed up at my house on a scooter wearing a six foot american flag as a cape.
So apparently we wrote "Lube Shopping" in Paula's diary on every friday for the rest on the year....
Fuck away man. Like 3% of these new people will be back next week. This is the best week of the year to slam bitches at the gym.
I'm still pretty drunk right now, but when this hangover hits me, I'm going to be super pissed. It's a preemptive never drinking again.
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
Fuck me this girl I went home with has a cover on her remote control so there is no spills to ruin it. Imagine how many condoms she's going to make me wear
It's funny because every time I go up and down the stairs it's an adventure. A A DRUNK ADVENTURE. PS I ALREADY THREW UP WTF
Getting high with your mom, but thinking of you!
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