Today at work while talking to my co-worker we both realized at the same time that last year I had a one night stand with his roommate and he was in the living room drinking coffee when I did the walk of shame. YAY.
She's coming to town, taking me to a Suns Game, wants Anal, and knows we're not going to date, I imagine this is what heaven is like
im vomiting on the 4th floor cause no one knows me there
She took off her pants and it was like seeing an old friend.
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Pretty sure I blacked out the last 48 hours, the last thing I remember is the 4 pm bar crawl on Thurs
Can you believe they're going to let me be a doctor?
He was showing him the picture of the 40 year old woman he made out with in Florida, turns out Chris made out with the same woman.
Go her
I feel like when purchasing hard liquor on a Monday I also need to buy a happy 21st bday card to not seem so pathetic
Lol, you asked the waitress to box up someone else's discarded food last night
If it meant we had chicks like that every weekend I would gay marry the shit out of you dude
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I have invented a new game to play on campus. It's called "Mormons or Pledges?" It's fantastic.
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
It's always great when the guy I get pills from sends me an email that says "I know you will get clean it's going to be hard but I know you can do it"
I'm still alive btw, in case you were worried about my well being.
They already have a joint checking account. She's got his balls in her purse! What's next, a shared Facebook account?
I'm going to blackout. I realize this
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