Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
"I want to just tie you up so you\'ll still be here like this when I get home." Actual words.
woke up this morning wit a massive hangover. walked to my truck and found at least 35 for sale signs, a stop sign, and a julie kim sign...need answers
yea, you decided to become a real estate agent last night on the way home from the party. You started bitchin about how Julie Kim was stealing all your buisness....
He poured the shots. We did them together. I cheersd him out of the shower
All that matters is I got the megaphone home safely
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
my head hurts. i need an adult
and not like a cool parent adult. like a full fledged party pooper grandparent adult
I just saw a guy in a sombrero and holding an inflated blow-up doll in all her "glory" get escorted out of the mall. I hate Marley.
I just want a whole pitcher of margarita and a headdress from party city and sit around and look like a fucking indian princess.
You should help rebuild my confidence with your dick. Altruism: Pass it on.
well my grandpa saw your dick pic, so why don't you tell me how my day is going
Well the other day she asked me how often I jerk off. So I guess things are getting semi-serious
Stealing, and booze. If only you added meaningless sex with random people you would have wrapped all your life passions together
sigh, if only his dick was as big as his mouth
Why does your life consist of lesbians, black guys and cats?
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