3:38a: you guys up to anything right now?
pretty sure that I broke my nose during sexting. Life is grand.
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
According to google history I spent most of last night trying to buy an elephant.
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He wants to make love to me in a sea of paint and wash my tears away with the brushes surrounding us..I've known him for 2 days.
The more I stare at her and block out what she's actually saying with thoughts of what she could be saying, the more interested I become
just did a beer bong in the shower while i was taking an actual shower its officially football time
Two words that describe last night: naked and backflips.
All I want is a camelback full of Jameson and the weather to be cool enough for me to wear rainbow spandex. Ugh. Pride problems.
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So because I got upset you didn't answer I threw my phone in the garbage disposal last night
Kyle found me outside his apartment in the hallway. Said he didn't hear me knock bt smelled alcohol through the door. I'm sucha bitch to my liver
We got really high and he took a green marker and made my vagina into a Christmas tree.
I'm trying to cause a divorce, your hooking up with a felon, I think we need Jesus.
Was make out with a 38 year old lesbian on our bucket list? if it was you can go ahead and cross that one off.
Go ahead without me. This chick is buying me drinks and just found out her husband is cheating on her. I think I just found the next level of revenge fucking: Scorned Trophy Wife Sex
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