hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
shes a 6ft ginger. she brings nothing to the table except for awkwardness
Because when I say 'You shouldn't drink anymore', she hears, 'I personally challenge you to chug 3 more mixed drinks'
All I saw was a beagle come across the screen and explain the theory of relativity to me and leave
I thought the cops would know I was on shrooms because I was 10ft tall.
she cried into her fur with two handfuls of money- she was the physical manifestation of white girl problems
Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face.
I'm praying that the company stray cat shows up tomorrow. I think I may have hit it while leaving Friday. Nobody will believe it was an accident after I hit the last one.
I do NOT want to date a man who has no interest in going to a kangaroo farm
My goal is to be drunk before we even get out of the No Wake Zone.
I found it. now I'm going to the gym to be "healthy" or whatever that folklore is called.
I feel like a dancer trapped in the body of a math instructor. Love, Mom
When he busted out the ketchup I got the hell out of there. It got really creepy really fast.
I threw up soo much that I started crying. Then his grandma randomly came in and started rubbing my back...
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