He told me about his girlfriends trust issues during our post sex spooning
I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
Well at least he is okay. If you call the fetal position in my living room floor "okay"...
Had sex with him again...yikes. and the whole time he kept saying "i wish we could do this forever." Forever lasted about 45 seconds
I hope you gays don't get too crazy after DOMA. Gay divorces aren't any better than straight ones.
I had mdma, weed, and alcohol in my system. My doctor seems to think that's how I tore my groin.
So after I fell off 4 times we concluded I'm not allowed to ride him anymore.
I'm alittle affraid you might be dead, seeing how your work party is in an hour and you haven't answered me? I mean I'm picturing you 1. Passed out in your car covered in fries or 2. On a boat in a box to Mexico covered in coke. Please let it be number 1. And aren't we going to your work party?
You were passed out by the toliet and when i said i had to pee you told me to piss in the sink. Never has a girl with alcohol poisoning been so rude.
... and smoked a joint with my new landlord. I'm starting to like Germany.
He texted "fuck you" before blocking me on all social media. Come to think of it, that's also the last thing my mother said to me. Could it be that I'm the problem?
You called your ex, and talked to her for an hour about how you miss her, came back inside and asked the girl with the biggest tits if you could take a pic with your face in them and sent her the picture.
He just said "I can't wait to penetrate you tomorrow" I sat in silence for a second...he attempted to save it by saying "I can't wait to enter you".
It's routine now. He comes home from work and i ride him like a cowgirl with only a few sips of wine. I love being his neighbor.
I successfully cockblocked 5 people in one night. I wasnt getting any, why should they.
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