There's a show on bravo about fat people dancing. FAT PEOPLE. DANCING.
This is god's gift to the unemployed.
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
Saw the college gyno today. It has now been medically confirmed that I have a perfect vagina.
Hold my feet while i lean out of the window of the truck.
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That's right. If she can't abide by the rules then she gets booted. It's like survivor booty call edition
Dude, its flawless. what could go wrong?
Jail. That could go wrong.
I saw him and didn't have sex with him. Responsibility five!
Ended up in some house where this dude has a $1200 leopard cat
anyone can pick a bar fight and pick up a waitress at a bar, not everyone hangout with two wolves. TWO WOLVES.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
in retrospect i think my mom tried to raise me gay
Not entirely sure how I got drunk off 2 mimosas but here I am
I can say with absolute certainty the only time we ever had a civil conversation was when we agreed we both liked pizza.
I like to make sure they know it's casual by giving then a high five after sex
I'm a peeled potato compared to her. I'm a peeled potato compared to anyone. I'm a peeled potato.
Are you high?
We're hate flirting, damnit.
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