What do you do when the person in the stall next to you says they're jealous?
Well we ran into the cornfields when the cops got there. We'd been hiding in there for 45 mins when he asks me "So this wasn't exactly how I'd planned this but I thought I'd ask. How do you feel about oral sex?"
Disregard any previous text from the past 12 hours. Except for the one about scoring a strike while drunk bowling. Remember that one.
Repeat the weekend mantra. "I like boys with teeth, I need boys with teeth, I deserve boys with teeth, I will have boys with teeth".
another part of my inner child died when i emptied my crayon bank for dollar beer night.
I don't want to get into details but it feels like there was a bear mauling involved. A very good bear mauling.
Is it weird to say that Kobe reminds me of a wise brontosaurus?
I'm sure he'll make the rejection quick and completely justified.
I have alcoholic tendencies but you know what? College
So the TSA can feel me inside and out in front of 40 people, but they catch me fucking in the bathroom 20 feet away and all of a sudden their the decency police
Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
Hella random but just hear me out...A bar that is a petting zoo. Bitches love petting zoos.
She walked into the kitchen, said 'we've come to this time of the party,' reached into the bowl of cold spaghetti and shoved a handful in her mouth.
In case you were wondering I realized something last night, Rick James was correct. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
I covered the puke with a shingle there's not many chunks. I think it will blend quickly.
Randomize
