No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
it was great that she threw up because that made me the only one trying to hook up with her
I know it sounds like a good idea, but doing Spanish homework at a bar just because the owners are Mexican and they give us margaritas really wasn't the best decision.
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
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I know I said I wouldn't, but he told me I looked like Mila Kunis. Reasons not to fuck him, go.
Did you get my bra back of the bartender?
I seriously think we need to revision your idea of 'keeping a low profile'
Just saw a girl duct tape a cigarette back together..I feel like my life is shambles for being present for this
I just woke up from quarter beer tuesdays wearing 3 pairs of underwear, none of which are the ones I left wearing...2 Around my waist and one around my shoulder in an attempt at a bra. At least drunk me tries to be decent?
just found out that she named her cat after me.
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He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
Mom and I shoplifted today. Her idea.
Retirement sounds fun.
Apparently I made a chicken patty, angrily took it out of the microwave, walked outside, and threw it over the balcony. #me
He walked into me masturbating to a framed picture of Bill Murray riding a t-rex
I literally ended up in this basement and was tangoing w my friend and then I peed in a supply closet and had to be put to bed
He was eating me out on a samsung washing machine and as soon as I came, I heard the "end of cycle" song. That tune will now always remind me of the screaming, multiple orgasms I recieved tonight!
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