Dude I just picked up a married chick while her husband was playing pool.
What do you mean you picked her up? How are you gonna leave the bar?
I didn't. I fucked her in the men's room. Come get me before he finds out.
i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
This random guy just introduced himself then said "So, I am staying at my friends place and he has a 4 year old, so we should probably go back to your house." WTF kind of vibes do I give off?
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
love makes seman taste better
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
she said shes getting her period tomorrow so she wants to have sex now. i didnt object. it would have been heartless.
ofcourse you didnt.
Bring it all. We will have a potluck of drugs. It will be magical.
There needs to be waaaay more alcohol in my apartment if I am going to survive being unemployed
So I think I might just embrace the awkwardness and say he fingerblasted her cause thats the greatest word in existence
I did not have sex with him because he had a puppy…finding out he had a husky pup waiting back at home was just an unexpected plus
I made out with the hosts' boyfriend, infront of her, drank way too much, slept in my car and convinced everyone that I'm really a nice person. If that's not skilled lying, I don't know what is.
I don't know..He walked out of your room with a kraft single..and blood on his shirt...He really wanted cheese.
I want you inside me. Finish your papers.
You'll be pleased to know I just had an elaborate day dream about your penis. you were there too.
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