i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
It would be worth it to see how drunk he is right now.
He cartwheeled into the side of the neighbor's garage.
Ok, i'm coming over
She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
it was great that she threw up because that made me the only one trying to hook up with her
I've got to stop making out with the guys and sharing drinks with you. I'm the reason we all get sick at the same time. Sorry.
He could tell i had a fever by feeling my tits. He gets docter of the year.
I'm currently bartering with this guy so I can fuck his bi girlfriend. We're at 5 pizzas and he gets to watch us make-out.
Don't let me forget to bring the toilet inside tonight.
He just asked me if I'd be interested in couples therapy. Fuck my life.
I don't know what was up he just kept sitting in his chair smoking weed and watching home movies all night it was weird as fuck.
I know. In fairness he did tell me to throw up out his window onto his roof so I don't think he's pissed at me but I'm still mortified by the whole situation.
you had her IN YOUR BED NO PANTS AND YOU GAVE HER THW BOOT?!?!?!
Stage five clinger bro. had to go.
I can’t tell if I have feelings for him or if my vagina does.
you have 30 seconds to convince me not to grab this guy's crotch in front of his girlfriend
I wasn’t trying, but work got a lot easier and more fun once he starred flirting with me and looking at my ass
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