I discovered last night there is no graceful way to remove your face from your gf's crotch when your parents walk in the room
I just watched a girl at work pick her nose with 4 of her 5 fingers. So I now know what sausage biscuits taste like in vomit form.
so i woke up in some guy's bed but then i realized i can atone for this tomorrow
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
This is even worse then that time I fucked a guy just because he had air conditioning.
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
you covered his dog in toothpaste. safe to say hes not gonna call you.
I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
Well, no one has ever described you as a perfectly balanced individual
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
no, she just came home, mumbled about being a gerbil out of water then ate half cooked chicken nuggets.. normal night
Was there a condom involved? Because he was saying he wanted a kid. Repeatedly.
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
Like seriously how stupid drunk do you have to get befor you start finding dolphin lighters and shit in your undergarments
It is like...the most transformative hard on I have ever had.
WAIT YOU’VE NEVER BEEN TO COSTCO???
COSTCO IS MAGICAL
I can’t believe you two made a group text to scream at me about Costco.
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