all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
just got 3 freshman girls to makeout with each other at a toga party! score!
why is this not a picture message?!?!
There's a man in a pair of gray footie pajamas and a paper crown watching the kids at the playground. It was easier to tell who was a pedophile before Where the Wild Things Are came out.
kicked my backpack and turned on my vibrator in the middle of class. success.
I pulled out and her Nuva ring was around my dick... It was like I won a carnival game for adults... I asked her where my big stuffed bear was
Every time I get scared about the fact that I'm falling for him I remember that he juggles and is hung like a mastadon and everything is a-ok.
Nothing says "lifelong friendship" like FaceTiming in a sex shop.
We were simultaneously boning chicks 3 feet away from each other. Do you realize how much that upped our 15 year friendship?
I'm drunk in a place called Lick-A-Chick. PS. It's not a lesbian hot spot, they sell chicken.
Don't laugh, but I might need some advice on how to ride a crooked dick.
i took four shots of tequila, threw my fist up in the air, then went around the party showing everyone how to do the ninja turtle handshake. that's the last thing I remember
sometimes it's just necessary to be your own gyno when you're too afraid to tell your mom about your real life
I've made this amazing blanket/pillow cocoon combo and I am set for life in here.
Well, I currently have zero fuckboys and my vibrator just broke. A fresh start to May.
Lunch date was a success. And you'll be proud- my legs stayed closed.
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