Do you remember getting into a Delorean last night?
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
Should I go home with him even though I know my Run DMC undies have skid marks on them?
I wish I could put booze in boobs and store it for later. I wouldn't need a flask. For $7000, they should do amazing things like that.
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she is like cheap alcohol. you can only get so buzzed before you get sick.
she's sitting alone using her breathalyzer as a kazoo. help.
He chucked my pickle at the bouncer. Fucker, I wanted that.
She was touching herself and looking a shoes online. My debt is bad enough without bringing that hot mess into my life.
You know you're baked when you feel your throat closing up from an allergic reaction to the pecans in the cookie you're eating but you keep eating the damn cookie.
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He was talking up his golf swing like other guys talk up their dick. Is this adult dating or just another flavour of douchery?
Dude, I just hit your nipple with a bottle of lube while you were wearing a shirt, 10 feet away without my glasses and I only have "not bad" aim?
I'm by the tree and the Dora the explorer balloon .. Look for the Dora the explorer balloon
we're gonna read the declaration of independence and do a shot for every word he doesn't understand.
he's figured out my code; what are you doing = I haven't found a better dick yet
So, I just found out Ireland, is #1 in binge drinking. I know its Sunday but this one is for America.
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