physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
maybe if you didn't yell 'buh duh duh da duh da dats all folks' when you came she wouldn't have left last night
so when i dont talk to her she talks to herself...idk whats worse
we already have meals planned for the weekend.
SEMEN IS NOT A MEAL.
New justification for blow: drug week; 'how it's made'
Dont care what i do tnt just as long as i get to chug a beer in somebodys face
Please just fuck her. She's new to LA and doesn't know anyone nice.
Eating pizza and drinking wine while I watch the Victoria's Secret Fashion Show. The wine is for reducing the pain of falling asleep with more insecurities than what I woke up with.
OMG. Hung over at my grandparents house. Threw up on 3 T-stops, countless snowbanks, and the grandparents driveway. Was proposed to last night. Bruised from head to toe from falling down 3 flights of stairs. Debating my intelligence because it seems that "happy new years" is too hard for me to spell. How were your new years festivities?
HE WAS DRESSED LIKE A FISHERMAN AND HE WAS LIKE OH SHIT I THINK I JUST FOUND THE DEADLIEST CATCH i couldnt not go for it my honour compelled me
You were a cyclone of alcohol and bad decisions - like a gay Tazmanian devil
He asked me who my new boyfriend was and I showed him a picture of my sex toys.
Live it up bro, they're always so surprised to find out you use magnums, being such a tiny man and all. It's a good thing.
HER BOYFRIEND CAME HOME WHILE WE WERE GETTING IT ON IN THE SHOWER
At least you smelled nice while he kicked your ass.
Yeah. Of all the things to be cock blocked by a plague is the most unexpected.
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