So it's 10:55am and I just woke up on the floor in the hallway on the4th floor. There should probably be no moredrinking competetions.
my mouth tastes like poor choices
Still drunk and leading the team through the 9am sales meeting. I'm pretty sure this is why there aren't more 26year-olds in management.
she's walking down the hall in a thong and one flip flop and one ugg
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How does "I'm not drinking tonight" turn into body shots?
She tried to sit inside the drawer to my dresser and when it broke, she burst into tears calling herself fat. Too high to deal with this
Apparently this is my life now. Fucking men in their 30s with small dogs.
All you kept saying was, " Barack fucking Obama. FUCK Michelle" and then you motorboated me.
Apparently, the right response to, "How do you feel about a terrorist being in the area?" isn't, "Well, we have vodka in the freezer, so we're good for now."
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I need a new best friend. Someone who drinks like a fish, hooks up enough to raise eyebrows, and isn't afraid to admit that masturbation is the second best way to spend time. Someone like me! Help me put up posters.
I just busted my piggy bank to afford McDonald's. This is my personal cry for help.
LOOK AT MY ASS AND LEGS IN THIS SKIRT. I KNOW ALL THE BEST HIDING SPOTS IN THIS BUILDING. AND I OFFER TEQUILA.
And he's in a frat. Everyone in a frat is gay. It's science.
Its almost 1 am and u wanna get together and cry naked
I did a line off of, and then danced on top of a table older than this country.
Harvard is great.
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