It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
At least with the last gf I made it clear that I wanted to breakup when I pissed on her floor @ 3am as her roommate watched in contempt
woke up and she was making me crepes. definitely not the last time i fuck a culinary student
How are you going to pay for strippers in Vegas when you were just begging for McDoubles?
OMG. if college stays like this, theres no way i wont be pregnant by first semester
On 3 separate occasions, she grabbed my bullhorn to announce to the entire party she had fucked me.
I was so fucked up last night that I peed on his FATHER'S BED and fell asleep there. and yes. his father was asleep in the bed
he brought with him gifts of cookie dough and penis. upgrading our relationship from fwb's to bf/gf was an incredibly smart merger.
It was like being run over by an orgasm freight train.
THERE IS A VERY SMALL CHILD YELLING OUTSIDE OF MY DOOR. THE NEXT TIME YOU TELL ME YOUR TOO BIG FOR A CONDOM I'M GOING TO PUNCH YOU IN THE DICK.
So the bar crawl I'm on is a "90s bar crawl" and I made the joke about a few overweight girls that "lack of concern for your weight is so 90s" it did not end well
But I only have 2 emotions angry and horny
She was crying and pulled the collar of her shirt up to blot the tears. And then she just kept her head there. And stopped crying. "My boobs are just too amazing for me to cry." her words not mine please help she's still in that position
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