everything was going good until you started showing off the pictures of poop you took with your phone
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
What happened at the top of the stairs is never to be spoken of again.
Omg. I bid $3000 on a cave in Afghanistan on EBay last night.
Yeah but I get laid and I know. He drank toilet water last night and he doesn't know about that either. Still makes me happy though.
i cant believe we used adam and eve as a sexting theme last night
I asked her how many times she came and she said "Oh god I can't count that high, Rutgers doesn't teach us that."
Took his shirt off. Announced he was Jesus. Threw up. Asked me to cuddle him to sleep. And then tried to kiss me. Typical Saturday night.
He whispered "Are you feeling it now Mr. Krabs?" when he was inside me. That is NOT my fetish.
To be honest, the last time I saw him he had a jesus costume on telling people to pray to his bible.
So he's at the chuch?
No, hooters.
Wow i just puked in front of the lady that was drug testing me. I passed though!
Not only did I sleep with the guy but I think I may have called my work and quit to go work for him.
He gave me a brownie at the beginning of class and now I can't feel my face.
I was totes going to lose it to him last night, but I cried and we ate mexican food instead.
The expiration date on my 40 is the same day as my 21st birthday
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