I'm pretty hammered, I'll elaborate tomorrow
I can't make any promises. I've tried my best to stay celibate. But if a guys on top of me, Im gonna tell him to stick it in.
i love rice pilaf. whoever invented that i would give them a hug.
I took it to a new level. I'm procrastinating taking my adderall. Hate finals week.
Every time I hit my bowl my neighbors set off fireworks... I stop, they stop. I start again, they start again. Too high for this.
He still lectured me about forgetting shit. Than he said he's gonna paint me green so I can stand in a corner and be a plant.
No, I am not setting up my roomba to clean up puke.
KNEE DEEP IN HOES. SEND HELP.
Got stoned and went to Walmart. For some reason a preacher walked up and asked if I knew the lord so I just yelled "I CAN FEEL HIM IN MY VIENS" at the top of my lungs. he left after that.
I threw up outside of a cab while waiting in a drive thru Mexican line while others who i don't know watched from their cars while they ate. Dinner and a show.
I doubt she'll sponsor it. You know alcohol and fireworks don't mix, right?
It's okay. We're not going to soak the fireworks in alcohol. The alcohol is for drinking.
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
When one of my seniors asked "Rough night?" I realized my poor decisions involving Tuesday night drinking did not go unnoticed.
Yes but I said "let's get a dog" not a drunk human so some rules will be established this evening
the best part is that i get to keep the pot plants and he still has my name tattooed on his ass
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