So can I buy you a drink sometime?
Sure, but make it a double, I'm drinking for two these days.
like if they didnt have tits and vagina, they have no idea how uninteresting to us they would be
the semester is winding down: time to procrastinate by googling cheap keg options
i really wish someone from a royal background would fuck me so i could literally say i was 'royally fucked'.
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This girl is drinking wine and watching grey's anatomy in the library during finals week. I hate comm majors.
Emergency! LinkedIn connected me to a hotornot hookup from sophomore year... slutty phase sphere has officially invaded grown up professional sphere. My illusions of interweb sexual anonymity have been exploded.
She only spoke Russian, but she was so gorgeous it didn't matter
Oh. I think she ate all the cake and took our vodka...still gorgeous.
No more co-pays for contraceptives. Whoever says Obama is a bad guy has clearly never had a pregnancy scare.
Just found out that guy A from the threesome I had is now dating guy B's younger sister
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Apparently that big girl from last night tried to take me upstairs when I was blacked out and all I did was grab Qs arm and whisper 'don't let her take me'
I just gave an orange Froot Loop the finger for falling on the floor instead of my mouth when I was pouring a mini box of cereal into my face.
Just to let you know... If you ever want to get me a gift, the One Direction perfume comes out soon....... It's called Our Moment. It's an appropriate gift for a 25 year old woman.
I'm washing down the sadness with shots of vodka.
How drunk do you think I'll be by the time I get home?
I just watched you drink a whole glass of wine through a Twizzler. Pretty drunk.
They are in the bedroom next door. We might have a threesome idk. Jesus take the wheel.
GO. DO.
I am Jesus and I am taking the wheel.
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